So in our family, everyone wraps presents differently.
First we have 1, that’s me. The wrapping is super sloppy and doesn’t make any sense. Not blind T-Rex, but it’s getting there.
the second, and we have a few of you fucks in the family…they wrap it in the fucking box it came from amazon in.
Three is my father. Trash bags. Always the big black ones. One gift per bag. He’ll need the bag for trash after…why?
This is my mother, number four…anal retentively wrapped or professionally wrapped.
My aunts do the gift bag shit.