Facts about magic

Fact: The Sin’dorei (Blood Elves/BE/Belfs/those really fruity fluffy toons that are so pretty how do they fucking even do shit) are a highly magical race.
 
Fact: Their leader is a non-magical archer.
 
Fact: he only has one eye these days.
 
Fact: he uses a 2h sword, not a bow, typically. Sheathed at his hip. TAKE FUCKING THAT, fury warriors.
 
Fact: Kalecgos, aspect of magic humanoids as a human. The others are basically elves. except Deathwing. Fucking Deathwing. He’s fucking dead.
 
Conclusion: go fuck yourself in the face, you fucking lore.

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