Warlord Xog: what’s the weather for today?
Player: Snow, Zog. Snow.
Zog: didn’t we have that yesterday?
Player: yes, Zog.
Zog: what do you think for tomorrow?
Player: …Same thing we have every day, Zog. Snow.
Zog: why are you here, by the way? Shouldn’t you be questing in legion? Your first artifact isn’t even filled out!
Player: …I’m a bank alt, Zog. Can you not talk to me in the Trading Post?