Criticism on Porn…

Zathaen Inzalaco

Nudity

The person draws females better than dudes

I like how detailed they bothered to make silvermoon city btw

As ppl will be seeking that in porn

 

Alex Rocha

It iz priti

The dude’s face wins at derp tho

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Yah they do shitty doods

Look at the arm on our side

 

Alex Rocha

Reminds me of a plastic doll

Or mannequin or sth

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Also male belf upper arms donโ€™t look like that

 

Alex Rocha

I dont think anyone’s upper arms look like that

The actual body looks ok tho

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

The top isn’t equal yo the lower anyehere near

Yah…I assure what is showing of his dick is normal

Angle looks painful?

We’re critiquing porn

 

Alex Rocha

That’s proportionally wrong imo

I noticed

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Maybe not for belfs!

 

Alex Rocha

I don’t even want to know their pov on it

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

They might be all hung and male taurens scrawny?

 

Alex Rocha

Doubt it for anatomical reasons

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Bet that’s why tauren male players are dicks

 

Alex Rocha

Just proportionally fruit elves are small

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Tbh bulls are proportionately smaller than humans irl

Like most cattle

 

Alex Rocha

But not tauren

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

They’re cows

 

Alex Rocha

As they combine both i guess

They’re humanoid tho

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Yah but they’re huge

 

Alex Rocha

So there will be differences idk

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Female tauren don’t have hips very large

Remember that

The dick HAS to be reproductively …omg I have weird af convos with you

I love you

 

Alex Rocha

Following that train of thought, Draenei sex must be VERY weird

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

HAHA

 

Alex Rocha

Also, same *-*

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

They’re like avatar people

 

Alex Rocha

But like

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

They tie their tails together

 

Alex Rocha

Look at a guy goat

Look at a draenei chick

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Lollooooloollollo]

Haha

 

Alex Rocha

It just CANโ€™T work right… Right???

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

IKR I’ve never seen draenei on draenei porn

 

Alex Rocha

But then we have draenei kids so idk how tf they do it

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Troll x belf/helf/nelf

Budding\

 

Alex Rocha

I haven’t been that deep into the interwebs but i can imagine (pls dont send ๐Ÿ˜‚ )

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Fyi elf/troll should be intercompatible

 

Alex Rocha

Why not

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Because

Troll and nelf=dark troll

 

Alex Rocha

Following one of the main theories theyre genetically similar

Zathaen Inzalaco

Same ancestry

 

Alex Rocha

Kids – not really

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

I said

INTER

 

Alex Rocha

But sex …

OH

I READ IN-

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

All elves should be capable of interbreeding still

 

Alex Rocha

And was like wat

They are i think

There’s one npc somewhere that’s a kid of nelf/belf i think

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Yah justy no half (insert 2 of 3 legit genetic pools)

No

 

Alex Rocha

But i cant remember who tf it might be

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Arator the redeemed is half human half elf

Helf/human

 

Alex Rocha

Yh ik

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

And then Vereesi’s children

 

Alex Rocha

Im pretty sure there was a hybrid

Arent vereesa’s kids that too

Helf/human

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

but there’s no reason belfs and nelfs woujld fuck

Yah

I said that

๐Ÿ˜

 

Alex Rocha

๐Ÿ˜

Fanfiction

There’s your reason

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

I love our really random convos

 

Alex Rocha

Ikr

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

see I don’t do cross race things…also taurens could mate with taunkafor viable calves

 

Alex Rocha

Imagine a nelf/belf kid tho

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Not yaungol tho

The kid would hate himself

 

Alex Rocha

Or be proud that theyre the descendant of 2 great races

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

One*

 

Alex Rocha

Depends on who tutors them

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Kal’dorei spawned all other elves

 

Alex Rocha

Technically the 2 elves count as 2 now

And the shal’ are a third

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Technically they’re all one

All Kal’dorei

 

Alex Rocha

Yeah true

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Some of us beg to differ about it tho

Shal’dorei, Quel’dorei/Sin’dorei

Technically nelfs are selfs

And shal’dorei are nelfs

Fun story ๐Ÿ˜›

 

Alex Rocha

I read some theory about the elves being related to draenei at one point e.e

Also the shal’dorei are all twats ok

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Kal’dorei = Children of the Stars

I AGREE

We belfs fixed our own fucking addiciton

And our own fucking city

 

Alex Rocha

ELISANDE YOU’RE A STUPID BITCH AND IDIOT TO BOOT

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

And we helped save our own fucking well

We are USEFUL.

 

Alex Rocha

They fucked up hard lel

THE SHAL’DOREI ARE A LIVINGPLOTHOLE

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Like see you need highbourne

Lol

 

Alex Rocha

Spaces are overrated

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

They’re the ones who translate to Children of the Night

We’re children of blood

 

Alex Rocha

I’m curious to see their involvement later on tbh

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Nelfs children of the stars

 

Alex Rocha

Cause argus

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Turalyon

Arator’s weird af father

 

Alex Rocha

Also, the quel’dorei are what then – children of the sky?

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

No

Highborne

High children reads stupid

But yes that

That

 

Alex Rocha

Yeah but it’s still a word with the children root

… you said it

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Yah but borne

Is children in that case

Children like born of

Not ‘these are children’

 

Alex Rocha

Yeah true

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

So we could be bloodborne

 

Alex Rocha

Etymology ftw?

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

Starborne

And nighte…borne

 

Alex Rocha

And Nightborne

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

I win

 

Alex Rocha

Nighte

Yes

 

Zathaen Inzalaco

*sings circle of life*

 

Alex Rocha

*throws you out of window*

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